That dude in the back is Perry. As of two days ago he used to be our manager. Therefore if anyone wants to manage us, a position has opened the fuck up. All we ask for is an unlimited supply of intoxicants and that you don't get mad when we do something reckless. Actually that's a lie, all we ask for is that you do some work(No shots).
I went to court today and had to wait like three hours just to have the date pushed back. Fortunately I didn't wear a suit... take that your honor. Anyway, if anyone reading this is a lawyer, preferably of the Jewish persuasion, I can use your help. Otherwise Ima download a bunch of Matlock and get my self-defense on(No Karate).
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