
• Barack Obama is neither man nor myth, alive nor dead, awake nor asleep.
• Barack Obama is the feeling in your stomach as you walk down the aisle for the third time knowing full well that if the opportunity arises you'll throw every move you have at her oldest daughter.
• Barack Obama is the bushy mustache on a Mexican mariachi player.
• Despite what they’ll have you believe Barack Obama is nothing like John F. Kennedy. He is in fact a whole lot more like George “Iceman” Gervin; inventor of the finger roll.

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