Nigger Kojak

Im sooooo fucking sick

My throat is on fire
Im hot but im cold
Im tired but i cant sleep
Im hungry but i feel like puking
Fuck my life

thank god there's nigger kojak tho

Take Yo Praise

You're so rare and so fine! Im so glad you're mine.

Sleep talking man

I saw this blog of a man who talks in his sleep, and what his wife does is records all he says and puts it on a blog. Some of the things he says are halarious, some are just plain weird. if you wanna here it out click here.

here are some of my favorite quotes from the dude :

"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker."

"Jump. You can jump with goats. Boy does he jump high. They jump really high."

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

1 thru 100

Couldn't resist posting this

If I took something, then maybe ya'll SHOULD

I jacked this from the studio computer on Sunday night.. Its going to be put out on a lil mixtape were cooking up (yeah.. we do those too)

Afro Rock

** If you listen to this on computer speakers you're not hearing 95% of the frequencies.. this right here is built from the bottom up.

I just saw this on facebook...

Michael Cavanagh im livin this like the middle of a movie when you see tha climax come spittin out the oozie like PRAPPPPP

VTV OR DIE TRYING!!!!

I don't know who this is.... but I dig your style bro

Jim Caroll - People who died

I got turned on to this song by doctor robert. You know your cool when you have Leo in your video... basketball diaries rules haha

so i guess Bowie does play sax

this one's for freddie...



ok so you dont actually see him playing it but its straight out of Bowie mouth so i guess you got burned. better luck next time haha

Return of the Mack (For Real)

Nipsey is seriously becoming my favorite rapper.

Check his mixed tape:Bullets Ain't Got No Name Vol. 3 ... Remember who told you.


Remember this? Cause i don't.




From Avon Lady in the Nah comments

How music used to blow up before napster changed everything: Return of the Mack was in a dollar cd bin at a used record store in Seattle when a local dj picked it out and started playing it on air. This led to it spreading back over to the UK, where dude is from, and shit went bananas.

The Tonight Show is For Sale

Conan himself placed the Tonight Show on Craigslist.

...it obviously got removed at light speed but some good people at reddit managed to grab the info

4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!! (Universal Studios)
Date: 2010-01-13, 3:48PM PST Reply to: sale-tntdd-1551463643@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show--guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.

Information for potential buyers:
Measures 100’ x 100’ x 32’ – plenty of room for a futon!

Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved

Band can be sold separately

Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday

MAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER!!!!! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets.)

Location: Universal Studios

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Atsometimewithsomewhiteguy...

Zealous told me about this shit since I don't actually have any cable. Late night talk show TV is going fucking bonkers.