SUP YA'll!!! I swear it has been a minute since Ol Lynard SkINnard Deep been on the old blog. Well kids I'm back in a bad way to unleash some of the crazy shit that i've witnessed in the short time that 2010 has been around.
Im over here now....
Someone wanna tell me whats with some chicks and letting you know " need to know" information at the completely wrong time??? Its almost dumb how a lot of time and money could be saved if femails ( yeah i did that) would just speak up.
My boy called me up last night telling me about how he went over to a chicks house that he met a couple weeks back. He had be chatting her up for a bit and eventually was invited over to " watch a movie". Finally when i hear from dunny this morning, home boy is in a huff telling how he got there and shit was mad smooth up until she mentioned her boyfriend <--------(Need to know Information)
From previous experiences i know when bringing up the boyfriend or "friend" ( homie that occupies her area on da regular; 9/10 times they wont just come out right and say it in the beginning ( which would put an end to about 85% of the awkward moments between men and women). Instead they'll try to mix into some casual convo, slipping it in as information that often doesn't have anything to do what you two were talking about previously IE " Yeah..i really like that_____(movie,song,show,wtv..)my boyfriend likes it too?( see what i did there). Keep in mind this awkward moment is usually hits between 1:00 & 2 am, you've already had some beers in you and you're finnin to get your squeeze on; more often than not you're left with some blue friends.
As a way to save my mans dem from future experiences of wasted time, Ladies! Simply mention the boyfriend or whoever prior to the invite. As a man, when a girl invites me over mad late at night to watch a movie, bet your ass I'm thinkin we're gonna watch a movie. To those girls that wanna cut even though they have a boyfriend and they're just waiting for us niggas to move in on them so that they can justify it with their conscience later...ya'll need to get off that.
With that said....
Im over Here now
hahahahaha
ReplyDelete